HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GOVERNMENT IS EVIL

Category: Call Library Board Evil Government Activity Hotline
Top ten hints your Government is DEFINITLY EVIL:
1: Your Governments top boss never changes.
2: Your Government kills you if you suggest change of top boss.
3: Your Government all in same evil religion (see HOW TO TELL IF YOUR RELIGION IS EVIL).
4: Your Government insists it must “RULE THE WORLD”.
5: Your Government puts an evil army in your home (see HOW TO TELL IF THE ARMY ATTACKING YOU IS EVIL).
6: Your Government makes your family spy on you.
7: Your Government takes all your best stuff and deports/kills you.
8: Your Government attacks/takes/destroys neighboring Governments people/land/stuff because “they started it”.
9:Your Government violates any of the applicable 57 irrevocable sentient creature rights.
10: Your Government supports/endorses other Governments that do any of hints 1 through 9.

Category: Call the Library Criminal Government Response Army Hotline
Top ten hints your Local Government PROBABLY IS EVIL:
1: Your Local Governments leaders always elected by over 95% majorities keeping their jobs for life/till executed.
2: Your Local Government always needs more money but cannot explain where “all the other money went”.
3: Your Local Government has reps/employees that will “make life easier” for property/money/sex with you.
4: Your Local Government keeps its activities “secret”.
5: Your Local Government creates/deploys armies not within the Library Scrutiny Command Structure.
6: Your Local Government restricts/denies your ability to vote/ hold meetings/protest/ move away from it.
7: Your Local Government insists everyone eat only bland green discs.
8: Your Local Government insists it will eventually “Rule The World!”.
9: Your Local Government won't answer the phone.
10: Your Local Government bans “Dancing”.

Category: Call the Library Criminal Government Documentation Hotline
Top ten hints your Government COULD BE TURNING EVIL:
1: Top Government boss lives in impregnable fortress.
2: Location of Government offices is “secret”.
3: Somehow your home has been destroyed.
4: You cannot get across town because of the constant militaristic parades.
5: The person that gets elected to Government every time insists you buy stuff/everything from his “cousin”.
6: Your garbage never gets picked up.
7: Your local water supply is dirty/tainted/poisoned/dried up.
8: Your Government leaders wear ridiculous hats resembling genitals/antlers.
9: Your Local elected Government leaders live mostly thousands of kilometers away in luxury.
10: Members of your Local Government start killing each other.

This is not a complete list. All Governments are always considered evil by someone. The Library Board wants to document any/all suspected Governmental evil activity so please report promptly 24/7/365 to minimize whatever subsequent damage/destruction that could occur.



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