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THE HOUSE OF SEVEN UGLY DAUGHTERS

a space kung fu film set at an asteroid mining community terrorized by a ruthless manager



A pioneer of the asteroid mines has brought his seven beautiful daughters out to be with him when his wife their mother dies in a taxi accident. As the other miners are a rowdy lawless bunch he has holographicaly disguised his daughters to appear very ugly thus protecting them from the most evil of the lonely ones. His place/home/mine shafts became known as: 'The House Of Seven Ugly Daughters'. Years pass without much trouble while of course the family practices kung fu. No one notices as the daughters each leave as they grow older to advanced schools of Tera-side. A new manager from the ore corporation takes over the asteroids operations who recruits a gang of ruthless thugs to root out alleged ore loss in a plot to steal control of all the asteroids mines. The mean new boss focus's on the seven daughters dad accusing him of leading the ore thieves. The evil boss shut down all comm so Dad has to secretly ask his sister on Luna to enlist the help of his own mercenaries. They can only afford a mix of seven heroes; big hearted crooks, outcasts, and dreamers led by a wise grizzled old veteran. They will be outnumbered at least ten to one. Smuggled in on a sympathetic ore ship the seven mercs arrive just before the Evil boss starts shuttle searches and a fake quarantine blockade. The thugs violently raid the house of seven ugly daughters trying to bully Dad into giving up his mine shafts. Dad has used the holographic apparatus to disguise the seven mercs to appear to be his seven ugly daughters who no one has seen in years. Dad and his 'family' can do nothing as the house is overrun by the vandals. While haranguing them with threats the evil boss naturally falls completely instantly in love with one of the young mercenary/ugly daughters. She plays hard-to-get. Just before she has to marry him they are denounced as fraudulent daughters by a traitor and an epic space kung fu battle much of it in zero-g commences. They fight in the mines, on the surface of the asteroid, on ore ships and shuttles, and in the asteroids scattered community of taverns and casinos and party houses; the seven heroes battling valiantly against reinforced waves of evil thugs till overcome by treachery. Two of the merc/daughters are near death the others all wounded badly, the miners that fought alongside them have fled, Dad has been captured. Tragic defeat seems certain when the real seven beautiful daughters and their Aunt arrive to save them in a giant space kung fu battle and ultimately fire the evil mine corporation manager due to a clause the smart daughter has found in his contract. The wise old veteran merc and the Aunt fall in love. Three of the mercs and three of the daughters also pair up in love.Three of the beautiful daughters have saved their boyfriends/girlfriend from the other mining families who had fought along with their Dad who had no idea his daughters had secret friends. One daughter has fallen in love with one of the thugs. Two of the mercenaries fall in love with each other. The ex-evil boss leaves on the first shuttle accompanied closely by that formerly holographicaly ugly daughter/mercenary he had almost both married and defeated.

The End