The Reason ???

These zombie outbreaks are beginning to look like the result of several different motivators each using the others. I don't think voters was the primary objective. Lots of shady business can be wrung from 'secret'. So far the only thing left out of all the evil is a cult.

Is a person a semi-autonomous dust collection system? Is the ability to map a house full of furniture sentience? Is asking your intelligent doorknob to let you in and you killing it with a hammer when it refuses, murder? How many embedded humyn brain cells does it take to make a domestic maintenance product that can vote or sit on a jury? Valid questions anytime for battling liability lawyers. Now add zombies.

Why would anyone want to destabilize entire regions with zombie outbreaks? Why spend a decade building, involve hundreds of contractors, employ thousands of people, pour in billions of monets? That old investigators rule applies here: 'follow the money':

Last Bank of the Apocalypse or as it is best known L.B.A. or also Lambda Bravo Associates LLC is a religious organization as a churchy financial institution. There are lots of 'for profit' religions. Some are even banks. The for profit status makes them cut off from most government support and the subsequent scrutiny. As long as they can dodge the taxes they are left to prosper. Trading in apocalyptic futures keeps many financial institutions busy. Last Bank of the Apocalypse is founded by 'prophecy' with the intent to wring every profit possible to the very last moment of the universe, which they are betting could be any minute now. The zombie horde breeders used LBA exclusively for all monetary transactions. Many of the authorized disperser-s and receivers were also officers of either the main cathedral bank or of the many local bank branch churches.

Today is actually this banks/churches last day in the universe. It has been seized by several governments afflicted by zombies. A doom cloud of jurisdictions has descended from orbits. A veritable plague of hungry lawyers and sharp eyed accountants. Three Librarians have aimed their brigades of uniformed combat financial forensic assault documenters' directly at their ecumenism.

“The futures market is rough on apocalyptic pseudo realities. It's a big investment to survive an upturn. It takes even ever more of other peoples money to spark a bullish apocalyptic event horizon.” Combat Forensic Economic Liaison is very convincing in her unrelenting gorgeousness.

“So they are a cult of ruthless bankers bent on a profitable total 'end of the world' domination.” Not the first in history. Researchers and Librarians know historically these types eat each other through their innate treachery making them ultimately unsuccessful though sadly sometimes millions of innocent people die. Trotting out armies of zombies is a new twist.

The cathedral bank seems a rational sort of business place. Mostly room after room of softly humming faux computer stuff. My lovely liaison should be glad she's a holo image. They wouldn't let me enter without a thoroughly painful credit check. I arrived early before seizure during the brief 'open' hour for walk-in old fashioned prayer/interest before the bearcats dropped snarling the traffic for blocks at all flight levels. Helen got a great parking spot on the corner. My space tanker business with Uncle Klaus has paid off here. I'm sure they know there will be lots of scrap to sell off after any profitable apocalypse. Got to clear the ruble before building a suitable religious utopia.

My favorite chamber of the edifice was through the double doors labeled 'The Gates of Hell' where certain bank customers could cower before flames and sign the loan lami with blood samples.

We were not here to sign. Space was here to pee, which his suit aimed at the base of the fake flames holo. I was here to slap the warrants and the subpoenas on the whoever was whoever from teller to bishop. My Librarians Legion espace hits every branch not already in hell. Though there is no worse hell for any bank then to be scrutinized by the French.

Of course we find there is no living humyn person here in the cathedral. The door behind the gates of hell leads only into the alley.