The origins of the
Marstini
Early Mars
colonists grew what was a newly genetically engineered food plant
that mixed the genes of carrots and potatoes called “Carotatos”
which everyone agreed sounded better then “Potorots”. These have
a remarkable color resembling the Martian sky with a sandstorm just
over the horizon. Being so remote naturally vodka and gin supplies
became depleted, but for some reason Mars had been shipped tankers
loaded with over 16 million liters of Pessione Vermouth, so Carotatos
became the base for a vodka-ish spirit called locally “Carka”.
Soon carka was combined by the legendary Martian crew dorm host “Big
LuLu” with the surplus vermouth chilled by membrane separated CO2
ice into the revered Marstini giving the drink it's distinctive color
and the kick of hurtling headfirst into the dusty Martian wind served in a
vessel the shape of a rather large zero-G coffee cup called a “launch tank”.
Like the Martini Martians added genetically modified olives grown
locally that have colors in various shades of ochre.
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